Kick in the Tits

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.

'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

by OlieOlieOlie June 17, 2008

Tator Tits

A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.

Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"

by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012

elbow tit

The act of purposely rubbing a woman’s breasts with your elbows in a packed club as she tries you to pass you.

Usually perpetrated by lonely, weird guys that never ever hookup.

Jason "Dude, did you hook up at all last night?"

Randal "Zero man, all I got all night was elbow tit again."

by surrealdeal October 2, 2009

J Tits

Sloppy tits resulting in a curve at the nipple.

I was taking off this girl's top, but then realized she was packing a nasty pair of J Tits.

by Jason Pogany April 22, 2010

Giggle tits

A pair of tits that are really bouncy usally making you giggle as you see them. you will usally find giggle tits walking down the street and alot of girls jogging have giggle tits

dave: oi look man that chick has giggle tits

by skeet1991 March 5, 2012

Chastity Tits

1. When a girl has breasts so appealing that her vagina is neglected in favor of inter-mammary intercourse.
2. Breasts that a guy finds he can't help but ejaculate between during a titfuck, even if it's supposed to be foreplay.

Thanks to her chastity tits, Leslie didn't lose her virginity until 25 despite being a massive whore.

by shuttlebutt July 3, 2010

Mournful Tits

Titties that are just plain sad to look at like a legless vietnam veteran begging for change, or the titties found at a strip club at lunch time on a monday afternoon.

did you see that 40 year old hooker with the stretch marks and mournful tits down on 47th street.

by Mr White 7 October 15, 2010