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Thomas The Dank Train

THE MOST MLG TRAIN THEIR IS HE IS GOD HE FINNA CRASH INTO YO HOUSE AND BRING THE MLG. THOMAS THE TRAIN IS RELATED TO THE MOST WIDE KNOWN MLG GODS A.K.A SNOOP DOGG, POKEMON GO, THE WAE, KERMIT TEH FROG. THOMAS THE DANK TRAIN IS GREAT
YOU KNOW THOMAS THE DANK TRAIN? YEAH THE MLG ONE? YEAH HE IS SO COOL!!!
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thomas the wank engine

Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.
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Thomas The Tank Engine

Definition 1:
A mech out to help all beings he has taken down Thanos in a 1V1 match

Definition 2:
To scream “CHUGGA, CHUGGA, CHOO CHOO” as you drool into your girlfriends boobs and shake your head like a dog
“He is such a Thomas The Tank Engine ”

“Did you hear he did the Thomas The Tank Engine last night
by SpedFromAnotherShed October 16, 2019
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Brandon Thomas Lee

The oldest son of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.
Born on June 6th 1996.
Person #1 "What's Pamela Anderson's first sons full name?"
Person #2 "Brandon Thomas Lee"
by Debb December 26, 2007
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St. Thomas Academy

St. Thomas Academy (STA) is an all male, Catholic, military, college prep high school in Mendota Heights, Minnesota. It is populated mostly by upper middle class white kids that hail from the western suburbs, Eagan, Mendota Heights and St. Paul.

The constituents of this school are usually well rounded, but can range from meat head to egghead. A great number of students go on to top tier colleges; yet some choose to go on to nothingness, even though they have all the mental and financial tools availale to go wherever they please. Graduating jocks elect to pursue their childhood ambitions of athletic superstardom via D3 sports, but typically have a chip on the shoulder that they did not make the big time (the school's real sports stars are usually the most humble). Most graduates, however, end up at the University of St Thomas and basically do the same level of work they did in high school (13th grade).

While always competitive at sports (a number of state championships in swimming, basketball and hockey), the main draw is the school's tradition. Founded in 1885, it has a longstanding rivalry with Crertin high school in St. Paul. Cretin usually beats STA these days, yet the rivalry remains nevertheless. The greatest tradition is the Cadet Colonel promotion, in which one senior is chosen to lead the entire school. This ceremony creates a heated competition amongst students beginning freshmen year and lasting a lifetime.

Classroom demeanor involves anything from disciplined attentiveness to childish fart humor. Because, as much as the school likes to pretend it is raising men, all the students are childish boys that can act mature at the flick of a switch.

Socially, STA boys are polite towards girls (at least more so than nearby public schools and other catholic schools), always dwon to eat out at restaurants on nearby Robert St, and of three seperate drug abusing sects: 1)full blown alcoholic/pot head/mild cocaine user 2)drink rarely on weekends as to play both the good kid and badass card 3)never touch anything to impress Mommy and Daddy/visitation girlfriend/boost chance at Cadet Colonel.

The last thing that should be mentioned is that, though probably the most homophobic atmosphere you can find, STA students partake in many "gay" activities such as hugging, ass slapping, and all around bromance.
Cretin Student: Hey cake eater hows it feel to lose again?

St. Thomas Academy student: Sucks, but you'll work for me one day and I'll take it out on you then.
by Podymouth April 13, 2009
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Thomas' Myspace Editor

Thomas' Myspace Editor is a webpage dedicated to cusomizing one's myspace profile. It's the original, though it has been ripped off many times. Currently in the V2 stage, V3 is coming soon.

See Myspace and Myspace Thomas
Man, I used Thomas' myspace editor to pimp out my profile!
by Sally White April 25, 2005
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Thomas Jefferson

Wait a minute...I think I know some teej kids...what were they're names? Something with a c, maybe a b...
Your glasses are on you're forehead, teej.
by ezk March 13, 2005
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