Spoon

Special piece of of nightmare

Shut up and go to spoon something, please please.

by Docking lover 69 November 05, 2021

Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.

Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.

by Faelord August 28, 2020

Spoon

That guy that eats everything

He's such a spoon

by Proof!! March 06, 2017

Spoon

A spoon. An empty, vacuous, vacant person.

You're a effing spoon mate!

by Yonkyo November 23, 2013

Spoon

Total moron

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k

by Johnathan_Smith March 05, 2018

Spoon

A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony

Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!

by Lilspoon12 June 03, 2018

Spoon

A spoon is someone who is to dumb to realize when you are in need of a fork.

My gosh, Beckie is such a spoon trying to wash her hands with bleach.

by ItzLuci August 13, 2018