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Plastic friend

Someone who claims to be your friend, but after a while will start to become a huge dipstick
Oh my god, you are such a plastic friend
by ShiftySpectre June 8, 2019
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Friend Factor

When you like someone, but you can never muster up the courage to talk to them when they're with friends. Whether it's because you don't feel comfortable with the friends, or you don't want to embarrass yourself, these friends are a major cockblock for you.
Ex. 1. I want to talk to Tommy, but his friends are with him!

I hate being a victim to the Friend Factor!

Ex. 2. If I go up to Rick and his pals, I know I'll embarrass myself! Stupid friend factor >:(
by NorthKorea June 26, 2012
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Concert Friends

A person or group of people you end up chatting with or befriending at a concert, that you never speak to again. You will probably just talk about said band and how great they are and compare notes as to how many times you've seen them. The friendship can begin on the beer line, on line for the bathroom or the general admission section when you are packed like sardines.
I pushed my way up to the front by myself and made concert friends that actually held my spot while I went to the beer line.

At the bar after the show we talked to randoms about how great it was and made concert friends.

In between sets we talked to the guys next to us about how awesome the band was, they made pretty cool concert friends.
by nish3010 July 31, 2011
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Fake Friend

A fake friend will always ACT nice to you, may seem like a good friend- claims they understands you.
However, they'd rather respect the more obvious fake girls- whom you clearly see though their fakery.
A FAKE FRIEND will go out their way to attend a popular prissy girls Bday Trip: Thorpe Park, who hasnt even invited YOU but asked everyone else in class, all discussing ways to make plans to attend her damn birthday trip!
A FAKE FRIEND wouldn't even buy YOU a birthday card but brought gifts/cards (and Wine) for others.
Not one of them will ever stand by you at your most rainy days, would only jeer at you instead, make it all about them- labels you as the problem,making sure how alone you are, showing you that everyone will all gang up, by getting their snidey shit stirring little females to come at you, just to make it seem how fucked you are- that no one likes you.
They would only talk to you when it only benefits them, like asking for help and give answers exam questions/assignments.
When a FAKE FRIENDS makes comments about your makeup, and tells YOU should make your makeup more natural - AVOID THOSE MOULDY BUGGERS!
Moreover, they'll get disgusted with you even if you use one swearword in class and show how disgusted they feel and brand it as 'full blast swearing' They will always tell you off and fucking boss you around like they're the motherfucking teacher, whilst making unsolicited remarks about your entire character.
Leaving you feeling insignificant to society.
FAKE FRIEND: You should make your makeup more natural, to look more presentable.
ME: *feeling quite upset*
FAKE FRIEND: Im the Salon Manager its my job.
Another fake friend: *gets involved* infuriating me to the edge.
ME: "No one hasnt even heard me swear in full blast"
FAKE FRIEND: "That is full blast swearing"
ME: "No i used one swear word."
*In my head* YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME BE!

*In my head* WW3
by SteerClear699669 March 17, 2020
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Gavin's Friend

Gavin's friend looks for Gavin all over Lemoyne, New Austin and even near annesburg but he just Can NOT find Gavin. He is a British man who came over from England during the year 1899 and has lost his "hilarious" friend... GAVIN!!
by LB_Good0072 November 3, 2019
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Discord friends

Discord friends are your gameing friends that are always gameing always awake and just chilling sometimes you lose these friends and it sucks because losing friends is horrible
“You always randomly lose your discord friends without even knowing it always sucks”-some random person
by Factsjkbro March 15, 2021
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friendless friend

When nobody likes you but there is one person who takes pity on you and calls you their friend so you don't fade away into nothing.
Bob is my friendless friend because he is a loser and no one likes him
by Doperunner124 March 10, 2017
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