Cheddar Goblin

another name for a gold digger

Yeah, I know what you mean, they are a real cheddar goblin... "Nothing's better than cheddar!"

by Melon Ball July 28, 2024

Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.

Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.

by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024

Salt Goblin

A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.

A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..

by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

ass goblin

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.

Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

by anonymous September 26, 2020

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024