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buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.
Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.
by Tillmeister September 11, 2022
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Goblin

Ewww look at that single mom with her two ugly looking goblins.
by Ahojq October 3, 2020
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Goblin

When a chick so ugly that she doesn’t even fit in the scale of 1-10 and actually gets a negative number.
James: “oi what would you rate her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”
by VikkyBthegoblinsmasher November 23, 2020
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BH Goblin

A character from the fictional album named The Chodessy. A goblin who loves BH and would do anything for it. Goes insane when it does not have it.

Also a way to explain that you're a great person, but with a evil twist, also means that you love bh and will do anything for it
Stev: Imma bh goblin

Maria: OK stev we know

Stev: imma bh goblin
by anonymous October 2, 2021
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Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.
That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there
by Myarenda November 18, 2021
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grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
by Drippyness June 30, 2018
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Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017
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