your a douche-nozzle
by paige January 18, 2005
A person who you hate A LOT. Worse than calling them a douche bag. This person is majorly annoying and they have somehow pissed you off to the fullest extreme ever possible.
by Ms. Charming says FU March 15, 2005
by Y3KComingSoon July 08, 2009
one who removes clothing when drinking, shouts obscenities, turns hat sideways, rapes drunk chicks, and always chases with beer.
by Jordan Handler April 20, 2006
A pencil thin beard. Sometimes refered to as "Chin Straps". This beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.
This Guy: Look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.
That Guy: Wow.
That Guy: Wow.
by thatguy?thisguy! March 21, 2009
When describing a person as douche bag just isn't enough. This special person takes the act of douche baggery to another level.
"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"
"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"
"Good call douche clown"
"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"
"Good call douche clown"
by ClearCause January 14, 2008
A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Scott Cooper would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
by coopersavirgin November 28, 2009