swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is a lazy or slow person who likes winking at people of the same sex.

she is such a swampdonkey pitchin woo on the job and not keepin up

by big e October 21, 2003

pull a swamp

when you show up to something uninvited

jason: did javier pull a swamp to the party?
george: yeah , he really pulled a swamp what a random

by Monocyte February 20, 2018

Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.

Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.

by RW1994 October 12, 2021

Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

Swamp Jackal

A women so ugly you feel obligated to bang her out of guilt.

That swamp Jackal was so ugly I nailed her because I felt obligated to.

by Drinka Fi Drinka May 3, 2025

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically

Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

Swamp

Another word for one's ass or Shrek's sweet sweet ass cheeks

Bob:"FUCK MY SWAMP YOU SEXY PIECE OF NIPPLES!" John: "Look at that sweet succulent swamp."

by Blaank March 8, 2018