by i talk to sam December 28, 2020
Get the pornography staring your mother mug.This refers to one who's sexuality has reached a level beyond all others. Those who reside in this coalition of superior members of society only congregate sexually with other superior members of society who are equally Absolute Straight. Partnering with those below Absolute Straight strips one’s title as Absolutely Straight.
- anything below par of Absolute, is super straight.
- anything below par of Absolute, is super straight.
Random bitch: 'Hey, I really like you, wanna go out sometime?' Chad: 'I would like to express no apologies to an inferior being such as yourself. Get the fuck out of my sight fucking scum. I am an Absolute Straight. I do not find myself attracted to anyone remaining on the spectrum of sexuality, but only those like me who have surpassed it. In other words, I only fuck with Absolute Bitches, random bitch '
by Inspector Quool March 17, 2021
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(Eugene Levy says to Queen Latifah) "You got me straight trippin boo." (The audience laughs and soda comes out some shithead's nose)
by odeon February 25, 2005
Get the straight trippin boo mug.A person in your life you can't get rid of or deny knowing. Other aspects of your life are fine, but there lies a big old reminder and someone is always pointing it out. Every time you look at him/her, you wish your life was stain-free.
My sister-in-law is a stain.
by K April 8, 2004
Get the stain mug.1. Straight pimping is something random you say when you look at a picture you like or play a game and you do something you like.
2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything
2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything
1.Girl: Do you like my Dress?
Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"
2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?
Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"
Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"
2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?
Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"
by MrUnOfficial1 August 14, 2011
Get the Straight Pimping mug.The preference of not dating an mtf or ftm transgender individual, typically on the grounds of wanting children or transphobia. It is often confused with being a sexuality and part of LGBTQIA+ when it is not.
Person 1: My preference is to be in a relationship with a person I can start a family with
Person 2: So your Super Straight?
Person 1: That term would suit me but I personally don't think it needs a pride flag or a name.
Person 3: I am super straight because gender is assigned at birth
Person 1: stfu
Person 2: stfu
Person 2: So your Super Straight?
Person 1: That term would suit me but I personally don't think it needs a pride flag or a name.
Person 3: I am super straight because gender is assigned at birth
Person 1: stfu
Person 2: stfu
by amogus is sus March 15, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.
Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"
Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"
Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"
Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009
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