Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise March 01, 2010

soft

When a pussy falls from the sky on your head

the pussy was soft

by JOJOJOJOJOJJOJO February 18, 2020

Soft

Ted after any fantasy loss.

Did you see how Ted left the group chat after he got worked in fantasy? That guys soft.

by SawftTed October 28, 2022

Soft

a sweetheart

you can be really soft sometimes

by softbadass July 18, 2019

soft

Someone who is fragile and sentimental

Derek - Man I love her sooo much
Justin - Jesus you're soft

by NescotCollegeSucks July 26, 2018

Soft

Cocaine

“Yo man you got any soft?”

“No man, I only got hard, tina, and down.”

by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish October 08, 2023

Soft

Fat

I have a thing for soft women

by udposterrrrrrrr October 31, 2021