soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018

Soft Minute

A long time, typically several hours or even longer.

Dang bro, I've been waiting on the plug in this parking lot for a soft minute.

by 2 centricle October 21, 2022

Soft grocer

Mikes nickname in high school

Kayla- I need to input this into soft grocer. Mike-“That was my nickname in high school”

by White Bread 1221 June 15, 2022

soft ass pussy bitch

Brennan mace

Brennan mace is a soft ass pussy bitch

by Kevbud December 21, 2023

Soft J

A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.

My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.

by Hovershlagen December 8, 2020

Soft But Raw

A woman who may seem cold an mean on the outside but she's very sweet and sensible once you understand the inner her.
Can be sweet and/sour.

I'm soft but raw so please don't play with me.
I was strictly in my soft girl era now I'm back to being soft but raw.

by TheStylishMuva January 24, 2024

Andover Soft Plug

An Anti-Safety device used in historical steam engines, allowing for the elimination of the traditional fusible plug, for the operation of a boiler with less water than conventionaly allowed.

Dat Tweedy Wun Fiddy musta been running a Andover Soft Plug last week because I swear there wasn't a drop of water in the glass.

by ADENGINEER October 15, 2022