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Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022
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Frosty shower

When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency
I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower
by Frostydyl August 27, 2022
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Hercules shower

When one of your friends takes a bath with the leftover water from the other guy taking a shower.
Hercules shower! Hercules shower! Hercules shower!
by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022
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white shower

White shower means when someone showers in sperm
"Oh my we have a white shower today and we are going to swim in it!!!!"
by Bbcmanbbg November 30, 2022
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shower shitter

someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.
Brandon Is a Shower Shitter. He Shit in the shower.
by littlepussypussypussy May 5, 2022
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Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.
Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.
by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022
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Wog Shower

The act of spraying large amounts of deodorant and cologne instead of showering
Person 1: Do you need to take a rinse before we head out to the club tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just take a wog shower
by albanianlebron October 21, 2022
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