selective addiction

The moment when you have mountaining amounts of college assignments, which causes you to be less addicted to your smartphone whilst making you paradoxically more addicted to caffeine — whether in the form of coffee drinks or Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

During finals week, my selective addiction kicked in; I barely touched my phone but couldn’t get enough coffee to power through all those assignments!

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

semenal event

A majorly-influential occurrence involving man-milk.

In da infamous "modernization" of da classic incline-ascending pair of humans who both had "j" as da first letter in both their names, a "semenal event" is mentioned dat resulted in da vagina-possessing member of said duo's soon getting a baby-bump.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025

SelectiveFeminists

SelectiveFeminist: Is a type of feminist who wants women’s rights when it suits them. They’ll shy away from traditionally male-dominated hard jobs, like working on a building site etc., and if they try, they won’t even last a day. They also like to avoid paying their fair share on dates, expecting men to cover the bill. They think the world would run perfectly fine without men, which is pure stupidity too. They often claim not to rely on men for money, but might have an OnlyFans account or a sugar daddy etc. to fund their lifestyle. And alot of them get called out a on podcasts, the clips can go viral, making them the laughingstock of the internet.

Lee: Did you see that Andrew Tate YouTube clip against that feminist? He completely destroyed her! He properly schooled her, he told her the facts of life, he said to her," Of course, we need men who build the whole world around you, men. Who do you call who needs help in an emergency: policemen firemen, etc.! She looked like a rabbit in headlights, she was speechless had tears in her eyes! That clip was well true and funny it went proper viral, to bruv LOL.

Frank: These SelectiveFeminists are hilarious,

Bruv. They always want things their own way when it suits them, they don't like paying there share of the bill, and don't mind taking men’s, money and love avoiding any hard graft to bruv LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

Selective temporary amnesia

A common mental disorder developed during HR and legal investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.

Honey sugar, I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! People do such things in the workplace?!” on the HR query on why I decked that cuntbag.

by ilacevoli January 9, 2026

Semenema

The combination of the words "semen enema". An enema is a procedure in which liquid is taken in the rectum, so a Semenema is basically a butt creampie.

Candace Owens: Ugh, my period pain hurts.
Nick Fuentes: Sounds like you need a semenema.
Clarence Thomas: Me too hehe

by grimgrimheh January 12, 2026

Bo-Selector

Choice of splendour

Cousins who used to love each other grt married seperately,.

by xavier roux August 8, 2003

fry selection

the moment when your eating frys from an average restuarant like mcdonalds or burger king and start getting near the bottom where the ones left are to crispy, or cold, so you choose the best ones to eat and throw the rest out

Guy 1- hey man hurry up and eat, we gotta go

Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection

by Smokey Legend January 9, 2008