Mud Sammich

When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up

Damn nigga, i got Mud sammich last night!
Nice bruh!

by Jared Marsh January 17, 2013

uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

fat sammich

What great gramps used to make you after a hard day's work , two slices of bread (of your lucky ) and one slice of bolagna

Come one down boys have I'll make you a fat sammich

by Mohawkvalleyman November 14, 2017

Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein

Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

Guy 1: Lucky bastard

by Jorge_pro March 19, 2019

Smol Sammy

This bitch can't read but she'll fix yer grammar.

. . .Smol Sammy, Plus reddit reading. . Equals everyone laughing cause she forgot how to say the word 'the'

by Basically-Reddit July 4, 2019

clammy sammy

A smelly weird stinky girl who is afraid of most people on earth. She also is very moist in all area of her body particularly her hands. Shes a stingey ass girl and usually keeps to herself. She also usually tends to have massive crushes on 6,5 pure bread black nibbas

Clammy sammy-A clammy girl Omg look sammy is getting a big black clammy cock

by GangBangerGangGang223 March 22, 2020