Spoons

Something You will never understand.

The questions on the math test were like spoons

by MrSpartan October 25, 2019

Spoon

The word spoon can refer to someone who made a stupid comment or had a retard moment whilst speaking.

E.g. Bob says, “Roses are blue, violets are red,” Zach quickly responds with, “You’re a spoon.”

by Average Guy Pete April 17, 2019

Peanut Butter Spoon

When its Midnight and you need a snack because Donut Operators' cute ass just uploaded.

"Hey Charlie, got a Peanut Butter Spoon?"

by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020

kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

Spoons

It can be either cuddling, or as british people would call the weatherspoons

'Who fancies a cheeky spoons'

by haveacheekyspoons July 29, 2017

Peanut Butter Spoon

The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.

Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!

Johnny: good

by Mexican Lawn Mower September 19, 2020

Spooning

Spooning is where you shove a spoon up your/or someones ass. You then pull it out and eat their shit.
This can also be done with a pussy: You drink the pussy juice after you put it up.

"I was spooning her so hard last night!"
"I got spooned in my ass!"

by 9275673892987654567890- November 6, 2025