Ryan

The ugliest self hearted asshole that has a stutter and a tiny dick that he sucks on his free time he also is very attracted to men with brown hair and middle parts he is a child milester and loves that job also nobody likes him he is the one that gets dumped not the dumper he tends to be a leech sometimes when he’s lonely and doents have any friends
Oh there’s Ryan that asshole
I dumped him last week

He s such a man hoe
by Ryanhater2000 January 16, 2018
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Ryan Punch

The largest blow possible in any violent confrontation. Also known as the Peacemaker Punch, The Face Breaker, or The Old Haymaker.

This devastating maneuver is performed usually with the fist of the attacker being pulled back behind its respective shoulder. This results in physical pressure equivalent to a small thermonuclear device that is delivered to a (minority's) nose.

Can be used on doors, lockers, grandparents, terrorists, you, me, or anyone else that incites the rage of of the callous handed barbarian that uses this kind of blow.
guy 1: "Hey did you see that thing he did to (insert anyone here, really)? It was like a... a..."

guy 2: "Ya man its called a Ryan Punch."

guy 1: "He wouldnt do that to me, right...?"

guy 2: "That depends on how black you are. lolz"
by Patriot Marz April 28, 2008
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matt ryan

the best qb in the nfl took over the atlanta falcons after vick fucked them over rookie of the year and the best qb ever future mvp super bowl winner and hall of famer. he is gonna go off this year and him and roddy white are gonna b the new peyton and marvin.
whos the best qb?
ohhhh yaaaa matt ryan

whos the biggest thug?
ohhhh yaaaaa matt ryan

whos the mvp of the nfl in 2010 and every other year?
ohhhh yaaa matt ryan
by every other qb in the nfl April 30, 2009
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Ryan Reynolds

A Canadian actor, who is one 🎤SEXY MOTHERFUCKKKKER🎤
Oh my god, you just went to see deadpool for the 2nd time? ME TOO!!! Let's sit and watch people interviewing Ryan Reynolds until the next showing starts. Lucky number three!
by catsy57 April 07, 2016
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Ryan Seacrest

(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men.

(v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.
That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.
by Phillip Leonard February 26, 2008
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Ryan Yuen

Ryan Yuen is gay
by STUPIDURBAN November 25, 2019
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Ryan Sever

Someone who is lost and seeking guidance to find bitches
God Ryan sever is so bitchless. If only he was like Keady Pecci Pikul and Adam!
by MunchiePoop April 01, 2022
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