by Marketparrakeet January 30, 2022
Get the Robertmug. 
A Robert is a drug addict.
by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020
Get the Robertmug. Robert;
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
by Dopetasticbkicks June 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Robert Pattinson aka my husband, my soulmate, my everything. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest man alive.
by Wattpadgilriereader April 11, 2022
Get the Robert Pattinsonmug. I wish I was like robert
by Randompersonwhodisctatesword May 29, 2023
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a guy who take women that cute and sometimes argue with them but when they leave he feel bad about it
Look over there . there go robert i fin to go check him out. Whyyyy did you do this to me.
Robert:i am sorry mary
Robert:i am sorry mary
by Nba.james30 November 27, 2017
Get the Robertmug.