Name Rape

The act of someone guessing the pronunciation of other's names wrong on a consistent basis. This action happens on a defenseless and unwanted level, giving the victim a feeling of being raped.

No matter how common the name is, the Name Rapist will always completely butcher the attempt at pronouncing a name. The victim may spend large amounts of time pondering how someone could possibly fail so badly.

Victims may be Name Raped multiple times by the same Name Rapist. Name rapists will usually strike again and again until a victim has spoken up about previous incidents.

Sometimes a Name Rape is followed by a quick aside, showing even more ignorance.

The following is an example of a college professor engaging in Name Rape during the first class of the semester:

Prof.-"Deeemon Smith? That's odd.."
Demond-"Demoond!"
Prof."I was gonna say....."

Prof.-"Katey Willshit? *looks around*"
Prof.-"Katey?"
Katey-"Whilleshet"
Prof.-"Ahh"

Prof-"Shakira Montorossa?"
Shakara-"Shakaaaar(rolls R)aa Monterosa!"
Prof.-"Sorry Shakira."

by Hayden5757 September 9, 2011

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Bottom-Rape

The act of one man forcing another to anally penetrate him. Bottom-raping distinguishes itself from ass-raping through its etymology: the partner who is penetrated in gay sex is referred to as 'the bottom'; therefore, having another penetrate you against their own volition is a separate, yet equally terrifying, form of rape.

Jeff doesn't care that the guy he wants to hook up with is straight, so Jeff plans to get him drunk and bottom-rape him.

by ryaninthecouv June 21, 2006

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bro rape

Bro Rape is a terrible type of rape that is going on in most colleges today. Bro's, which are 18 to 25 year old males who wear popped collars, upside down visors, listen to Jack Johnson and Dave Mattews, and watch Family Guy, are tragically targeted for sexually explicit acts that can ruin lives.

Bro 1: hey bro you wanna chill we can play some gamecube drink some natty ice and listen to jack johnson.
Person 1: FUCK NO!! BRO RAPE!!

by maximeliaum October 28, 2007

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rainbow rape

Often refers to a slightly deranged group or club who derives pleasure and becomes high from virtually raping symbols which denote happiness, etc, rainbows, bunnies, smiley faces.

"So, you guys, up for another round of rainbow rape?"
"Um... not really, no."

by Rainbow Rapist February 2, 2009

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Bath Rape

Forcing someone / something into a bath and cleaning / washing them.

1: The other night i wanted to give my pet a fucking bath

2: Oh yeah, did you clean it?

1: Nah, the little prick didn't want one, so i gave it a Bath Rape

2: Ah, fuck yeah!!!!

Example 2:

1: I heard you were gonna give your baby a bath the other day....

2: Oh ye, Nah, my baby didn't want a bath, so i was pretty fucking pissed off!

1: What did you do in the end?

2: I gave my baby a bath rape.

1: Lol haha

2: Shut The Fuck Up, you CUNT!!!!

by fishyowns December 22, 2010

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