Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.
Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.
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A alpha or sigma male who watchs Skibidi toilet or Youtube shorts. he is very aggressive and does the random as uncle roger asian voice and gets pissed easly loves a guy named theo t and very over protective. ( pretty racist)
Some guy talking to theo t: whats good theo t
Ralyin: WHat. Fuck off n*****, he dose not want to talk to you.
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Did you Know ralyin. He is my Opp
Ralyin: WHat. Fuck off n*****, he dose not want to talk to you.
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Did you Know ralyin. He is my Opp
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Tastes amazing when purée'd and spread on toast, or when diced into mashed potatoes
Due to the plentiful supply and high protein content in raleqtambrobrét, it is commonly thought to be a cost effective ingredient in any pre workout meal
Tastes amazing when purée'd and spread on toast, or when diced into mashed potatoes
Due to the plentiful supply and high protein content in raleqtambrobrét, it is commonly thought to be a cost effective ingredient in any pre workout meal
"I fucking love raleqtambrobrét, easily my favourite edible fungi"
"Wtf is raleqtambrobrét?"
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Not a commonly bought food item, but is very abundant in grocery stores.
Better homemade than store bought, as the store bought kinda can sometimes contain melon seeds.
Not a commonly bought food item, but is very abundant in grocery stores.
Better homemade than store bought, as the store bought kinda can sometimes contain melon seeds.
“Whats your favorite pizza topping?”
“I personally like a smear of raleqtambobrét on it. Really makes a difference in flavor.”
“I personally like a smear of raleqtambobrét on it. Really makes a difference in flavor.”
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Not a commonly bought food item, but is very abundant in grocery stores.
Better homemade than store bought, as the store bought kinda can sometimes contain melon seeds.
Not a commonly bought food item, but is very abundant in grocery stores.
Better homemade than store bought, as the store bought kinda can sometimes contain melon seeds.
“Whats your favorite pizza topping?”
“I personally like a smear of raleqtambobrét on it. Really makes a difference in flavor.”
“I personally like a smear of raleqtambobrét on it. Really makes a difference in flavor.”
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