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Porn Buddy

When you watch porn with a friend, and you both masturbate to the same video.
On weekends, me and my porn buddy go to town.
by Jenni Talyeast May 5, 2021
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coffee porn

Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.
That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.
by jubjub bird November 22, 2014
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Snuggie Porn

Snuggie Porn is sexual intercourse filmed or photographed where one or more participants is wearing a Snuggie. Due to the fact that the participants are wearing a robe, it is best on filmed on a cold day doing doggy style.
I downloaded some Snuggie Porn, but all they were able to show was ass shots.
by gump85 February 18, 2009
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porn again

porn again: 1. Religious people who backslide into horny habits. e.g., Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker.
2. What Tea Leoni says to David Duchovny every night, afternoon, hour, whatever.
Ex: Cheri: Hey!! Turn that crap off! You know we go to church now! I thought you were over porn.
Roderick: Honey, I’m not born again, I’m porn again.
Cheri: Not funny!! Take your hand out of your pants!

Ex: Tiffany: Debbie, lookit this! Another porn again preacher on the tele! He impregnated his church secretary.
Debbie: Is it Jessica Hahn? What happened to her? She’s so eighties.
by heather acq May 2, 2008
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Porn Mode

A mode available in modern web browsers that doesn't store any session information.
by ziggle October 26, 2008
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food porn

My phone died again while I was looking at food porn
by Faceless Alison May 10, 2016
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Porn Panic

Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.
"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
by stormont6703 August 25, 2011
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