Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.

That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.

by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.

Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023

Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

polishing the coral

When a woman uses her hands or feet, to stimulate a man’s private parts whilst underwater.

I was hanging out in the hot tub with Susan, and all of a sudden she began polishing the coral, all whilst holding a glass a champagne.

by Capt. Stillman December 24, 2023

polish cork

A tedious circular argument concerning the merits of a historical strategic decision.

Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.

by MontyFanBoi December 6, 2023