Polish Goatee

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm

Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee

by MikeMoney August 18, 2017

Polish donut

A piece of toast baked with mashed sausage on top, glazed with the semen of a Polish man.

“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”

by Dizzaster June 25, 2021

Polish Roulette

It has the same principle of Russian Roulette, but with a higher chance of death.

To play Polish Roulette, you must have a Glock and 1 bullet. After you load the bullet into the Glock, you put it to your head and hope the gun jams. There is no recorded instance of Polish Roulette ever happening.

Steven: My brother committed suicide last night.

Enrique: Oh my God, I'm sorry. How did he do it?

Steven: He played Polish Roulette and lost.

by HorseJerky1776 May 18, 2020

Polish outhouse

1: When a woman's thighs are the same size as their buttocks.

2: cankles, but it's thighs.

The only reason I go to the gym is to stare at thick girls doing squats, the ones built like Polish Outhouses.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024

Polish Tuxedo

The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.

Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.

Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"

Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."

by Professor Tunnycliff July 1, 2014

Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.

Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals

by FurryHunter69 April 28, 2023

Polish gymnastics

The act and art of ball licking.

Susan used her skills in polish gymnastics to give my balls a fair amount of licking.

by Epistemicballz March 22, 2021