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mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.
by Melancholera May 16, 2014
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Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.
John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
by Roodeer December 16, 2015
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Polish Blowjob

When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.
I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.
by Good Citizen July 20, 2024
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Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party
He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.
by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011
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Polish

When referring to sex or fetish, to polish off refers to the act of bringing a male to completion using the feet, toes, soles (I.e. footjob)... While barefoot or while wearing accessories such as socks or pantyhose.
He asked me to polish him off with my fuzzy slippers, but I couldn't get the mess out afterwards.
by Ferralyn river January 26, 2021
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polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?
by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017
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Polish Wanker

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.
by ChildishPg April 13, 2016
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