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Patrick

very cute, smart and sexy guy with a big penis mentality
i wanna suck Patrick’s dick!
by itookyourmomsvcard August 11, 2021
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Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
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Patrick

Patrick is a tall guy with blue eyes. he is hot and funny. he is the best lover and kisser you will ever meet and he has a gigantic cock!! but will still treat you right.
Damn Patrick is so good in bed i just wanna have sex all the time with him
by Carlogi person!! March 9, 2022
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Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.
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national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star
hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.
by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021
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Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home
daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk
by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022
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Pulling A Patrick

When you eat so much ass you hurt your feet.
Bob: What's up with D'Vonn over there?
Tylnn: Oh yeah he was Pulling A Patrick over the weekend
by holyyahoo January 26, 2022
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