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Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex
Ew don’t be Patrick
by nono:) May 3, 2018
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Patrick

Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.

He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
What is a lizard? Patrick
by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021
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Patrick

Someone who loves himself yet says he wants to die, awesome is their favorite word, eats to much candy and cookies that it becomes a problem, usually has curly hair and obsessed with ships that make no sense.
Wow Patrick feel better about yourself!
by Dxjfxxfxf November 13, 2017
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Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
by Matteo132 December 16, 2019
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Patrick is a pussy ass nigga that gets no game from good bitches but the only type he gets are meth head bitches that are half dead. and he also doesnt know how to pay his taxes because he is too focused on his channel that will get nowhere and hes also focused on talking to people 5 years younger than him because he is a big loser pedophile. and to top it all off his haircut makes him look lesbian.
Girl 1:What a pussy i bet his name is patrick
Girl 2:Yeah for real
by El papuchon56 July 8, 2022
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Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.
We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.
by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025
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Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.
Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"
by titty69muncher August 19, 2024
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