Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

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Parking The Bus

A soccer strategy where a team puts every single player in front of their own goal, making it almost impossible for the other team to score.

Manchester spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

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Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route

My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic

by thenoladriver September 26, 2025

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Parking Crater

A parking lot that covers an absurdly large section of a city. Often found outside stadiums, megachurches, and Walmarts. They typically take up more land area than the establishment itself. Parking craters typically have no tree cover, making them unpleasant to walk through, contribute to the urban heat island effect, force urban sprawl, thereby lengthening commute times, and take up valuable space that could be devoted to other businesses.

The center of my hometown used to be such a fun and lively area, but now it’s nothing but a big parking crater.

Coined by Urban Paint Explainer.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

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