Australian Spray Paint

The act of a man nutting inside of another man's anus, then farting the nut out onto a canvas.

Donnie and Sam Australian Spray Painted all over Marshalls face.

by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025

Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.

Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"

by Hippoguru September 16, 2016

paint

an inhalant that will make you SUPER FUCKING HIGH

Person 1- Sniffs paint
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

by sastei05 June 8, 2018

paint

A type of coloring

I just painted today

by bruhitslenut February 6, 2017

Paint Stirring

Only occurs on sunday when the giraffe preacher says holy thanks to spaghetti

Will you be attending the paint stirring later tonight?

by slim slammie da bammie September 3, 2017

Painted

A person who has been marked out to be an individual attracted to or having attempted to be in relations with a child (pedophile)

That Aaron is painted.

by Swede12345 June 26, 2021