During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
Get the Polish Purple-Nurple mug.Using the fact your parents were born in Poland as an excuse to break social etiquette in a way that does not accurately match how the Polish actually act at home.
"In my culture we regularly sick chewing gum onto couches, I'm Polish you cant blame me".
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."
by Niko_D February 9, 2025
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Sucking up to someone in an extreme way to get ahead in a situation.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.
by Swarles Barkley March 19, 2025
Get the Polishing a freckle mug.by Good Citizen July 20, 2024
Get the Polish Blowjob mug.John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Polish Hand Grenade mug.sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2025
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