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planetaeriium

the most funniest mf on this goddamn planet like no lie. this girl has some humor.

her videos make people laugh which she loves , someone should hire her asap

like literally. she's so caring and kind 😭😭 planetaeriium is the mf best period.
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by planetaeriium May 27, 2021
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planktify

to cuddle with someone
last night me and her enjoyed a good planktify
by vander007 March 25, 2009
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planekles

The foot-to-ankle swelling during a long flight.
I couldn't pull my shoes back on over my planekles after the transatlantic flight.
by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009
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plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
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plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.
To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."
by One smart woman December 14, 2010
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Plant Water

Any drink that is brewed from water and is made with a plant.

Example:
Coffee (made with coffee beans and water)
Tea (made with tea leaves and water)
Hot Chocolate (made with Cacao Beans and Water)
Trey: I want something to drink.

Sam: Here have some plant water.
*hands Trey some coffee*
by peacewolf101 February 24, 2012
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obnoxious plant

A plant of any variety that when you are walking or simply outside, is simply annoying, unnessecary or in the way. This also includes plants that upon being looked at, fill the person looking at them with unexplained irritability and annoyance. In other words, an obnoxious-looking or ridiculous-looking plant. Such as a shrub that is much too perfectly trimmed or a tree that has an uneven distribution of leaves. The word "plant" can be interchanged with any object, such as "tree" to specify what kind of plant, or even "streetlight" if a streetlight is being obnoxious.
"What an obnoxious plant! It's overlapping onto the sidewalk!"

"That tree is so obnoxious!"
by ihatethoseobnoxioustrees March 21, 2010
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