St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

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Colby Patrick-ing

When you are shoving your face with food, specifically cookie cake...

Did you see Jason over there eating his wings? He is really Colby Patrick-ing them, like a pig!

by SirLoganic March 20, 2021

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Patrick

Patrick is a very charming and gorgeous man. Very much troublesome and a felon but always gets away with it. He is every girls dream man and will always fulfill every girls needs. He is so handsome its amazing. Patrick is a Angel sent from God himself that is a once in a life time charm.

Patrick is so hot I'd die for him

by anonymous April 18, 2021

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