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paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
by QuacksO January 28, 2025
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Tamil Painting

Tamil Painting (or Kannada Afterglow) is a sexual activity. Their are two people needed, a “painter” and a “canvas.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The "canvas" proceeds to shit and piss into the "painter's" open mouth while repeatedly bouncing its ass on the "painter's" face.

2. The "canvas" then proceeds to give the "painter" a blowjob while the "painter" spits out and smears the shit onto the "canvas's" face, as well as into its eyes, nostrils, mouth, and ears.
I gave my best friend Julia a Tamil Painting for his birthday and she loved it.
by Vishnu Balasubramanian March 24, 2024
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Paint City

N. A state of being high.

Etymology:
Possibly originated in Wiz Khalifa's rap song titled "Car Service," but may have existed prior to that. The same thing as cloud city.
Example.

1.Heather: You guys got any wood?
Jiffy: Yeah, I got some fake.
Paul: Word, let's roll up and visit Paint City, bitches.

2. Wiz Khalifa: I'm rolling up another one, staring out this window. You're telling me to change how I'm living but it's all I know. I seen the Paint City on my way up to another one. You'll find me anywhere that paper goes. - "Car Service"
by John McLove October 14, 2011
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Painting the tiger

When a woman is in her period and has sex with a man, she is “painting the tiger”.
by Caledonian1976 July 13, 2024
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MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)
MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism is one the artstyles of all time
by GBTG794 September 1, 2023
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Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
by Apedom August 3, 2021
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Paint 3D

Paint 3D is a built-in cheap photoshop and is pretty easy to use.
I used Paint 3D to fake my Driver's License.
by I like to scare little kids January 24, 2022
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