Dirty Paige

The pages of a porn mag that are stuck together with man glue.

I found my dad's Playboy but I had to jerk it to the articles because all of the pictures were on dirty paiges.

by Emsiemanym June 10, 2019

paindagarten

when a small kindergarten child finds himself in a life or death situiation involving a mad smomach pain. leading to a rushed trip to the doctor with a result of '' have you tryed urinating''

problem solved

nicks 3rd day in kindergarten turned in to fucking PAINDAGARTEN

by smashinpiss@10:04am April 18, 2009

Painbreaded a Puffin

When feeding a Puffin a bread stick, the animal will experience extreme discomfort, leading to choking and eventually death.

Hunter 1: Oh man, did you see that, I painbreaded that puffin, I'm gonna get fired this time for sure!

Hunter 2: Don't worry dude, I painbreaded a puffin this morning.

by Jonnumber1234 June 22, 2009

Pain du Pain

It's a French sexual term for when your partner holds your penis in their mouth beyond the point of erection to the state of limp, mushyness like a piece of soggy, wet bread. Then, you smack your partner in the head with your flaccid unit and moisturize their face with your ejaculatory fluid. "Pain" is the French word for bread.

The other day, my GF was looking so hot that the only thing I wanted to do was give her a little Pain du Pain action...and then eat a croissant.

by Cabeza del Burrito Muerta April 11, 2011

Pain

Pain can come in numerous ways, shapes, and forms. It depends on what you are going through. There is emotional pain, physical pain, etc, emotional and physical being the most common types. They can happen for a bunch of reasons. You could have gotten in to a car wreck and broken a bone, you could have had your feelings crushed by somebody you thought was on your side, anything can happen. Some good remedies are music, games, reading, and as crazy as it sounds, simply working. The important thing is to get help when needed and talk to people you know you can trust.

I will use a personal example for this one.

I dated a girl from the start of my birthday, but the relationship didn't last very long (a month and a few days to be exact) after the relationship ended we decided we could Still be friends, I was however unsure of this and had to give it some thought. I almost said no, we can't be friends because it would just be to painful for me, but I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt and went through with it, I can't even begin to say how hard it was to even look at her and to still have feelings for her, it really hurt. Then the unthinkable happened, some punk tarnished my name by writing a nasty note about her and left it in my workplace, for whatever reason she did not even come to me to question it, that hurt most of all. The important thing is I had friends that were able to uplift me through the disaster and help me grieve. I still think about her from time to time, and I miss her incredibly, I can really only hope that the person who made this mess comes clean, I lost a friend I wanted to keep, that is the worst kind of pain I've known. I can now only hope that she reads this and it opens her eyes.

by lifehasmejaded August 21, 2013

Paige

Paige is a very pretty girl and has a few close friends. However, since she’s been through a lot, she tends to get in the middle of people’s relationships and causes drama.

Paige is kind of suspicious

by HannahMontana4ever November 18, 2017

Paige

Means she is an amazing person and never gives up she is loving and caring

Hello Paige how are you today

by Paige tyrrell May 1, 2018