Oof me in the ass oomph
by Ooooofffffffffffff March 18, 2018
A saying by actual idiots when someone has misfortune but not enough to say "Man that sucks" or "I'm sorry"
by LoserPopculture February 21, 2020
by Dgc666 February 17, 2019
by Dgc666 February 17, 2019
by ChocolateSkittlesAreM&Ms October 26, 2018
1The only legal response to pain, any other terms of expressing pain is ileagal, terms like "ouch" can put you in jail
2same idea although it can be be expressed for emotional pain
2same idea although it can be be expressed for emotional pain
1 "hello I'm Mike I hate my life, I'm going to jump in the river with a chain around my rists" as mike dies the last thing he can legally say is oof
2guy1 "my mom died "
Guy 2"oof"
2guy1 "my mom died "
Guy 2"oof"
by Not Caden from school August 02, 2019
When something bad happens to you, so you scream out oof and go on a rampage killing everyone else.
*OR*
When something hit the ground you say oof.
*OR*
If you die
*OR*
OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF
*OR*
When something hit the ground you say oof.
*OR*
If you die
*OR*
OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF
John: you have bad hair to today.
Steve: oof!
John: don't do it Steve!
*Steve kill everyone on earth*
Steve: after one week my anger is gone
*trips*
Steve: oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
Steve: oof!
John: don't do it Steve!
*Steve kill everyone on earth*
Steve: after one week my anger is gone
*trips*
Steve: oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
by The_Super_OOF_OOF March 29, 2018