Houston Oilers LAX

A really hot garbage lacrosse team made up of white ass fukbois

Hey I’m a piece of shit! By the way I play on the Houston Oilers LAX!

by L4X_PR0D1GY February 20, 2020

an oily chicken

when your partner or "partners" oil you up and cover your genitals in chicken seasoning then they procede to "tenderize" preferably with a free hand then when "the chicken" is nice and tender you finish with oral taking in the lovely chicken flavor. "oh and look his cum tastes like gravy"

me..my girl gave me an oily chicken last night

my friend...wtf is that

me...you don't wanna know

by Darktimes February 9, 2021

Oiler

A typical oiler begins when roughly 20-100 dudes get together, strip down, and throw a couple of garbage bags over their heads. they then proceed to cut 2 holes into the garbage bag. One over the anus, and one over the penis. they then "oil" themselves with various lubricants. The oilees then run into each other and create a steaming hot pile of oily man-love.

That was a totally awesome oiler Larry, i had a great time.

Did you attend the oiler at the moon tower?

I'm so sore from last nights oiler.

by Frank Oiler January 22, 2009

oily rag

a cigarette, or the act of smoking one

I'm going downstairs for an oily rag and a dump.

by digiguru July 4, 2008

oily piana

The act in which a 5%er with a 5:1 dick to ball ratio slides his flaccid, oily penis all over the dirtiest bench press in the gym.

Hey Joe, did you see that 5%er giving an oily piana to the sweatiest, dirtiest bench in the gym?

by Rich Punani G4P February 17, 2017

Oilfield Mafia

A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.

Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.

Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.

Wife: I want a divorce

Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.

Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly

by DD Alwhiney June 8, 2019

edmonton oilers

The worst canadaian hockey team in the NHL. That had a lucky 05/06 playoff run and glory days that where a vey long time ago. Unable to keep anygood players because their family hates the city that is sometimes called. Deadmonton. (Pronger, Gretzky, etc.)

(cbc announcer) Edmonton Oilers miss the playoffs one more year because they have no good players
(2nd cbc announcer)I saw that coming, oilers suck!

by Adam. July 20, 2006