pussy nuts

when a woman has a severe case of cameltoe, in which her vagina lips look like 2 balls/nuts hanging from the front of her pants.
see cameltoe, or mooseknuckle

Woah check out her nasty pussy nuts.

by boooboo December 30, 2006

No Nut November

The act of staying away from all nuts, such as walnuts, peanuts and almonds. During the month of November.

Do you participate in nnn(no nut November)?
No I can’t live without almond milk!

by Lil hoe with cute toes June 4, 2021

Aqua nuts

A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.

My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!

by Johnny Long Arm January 8, 2012

Nut-ping

As seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The struck character then does a funny walk grabbing their junk, leaving them open for a follow-up hit.

See also: Double Nut-ping Cancellation

:: one player low-blows another on No Mercy:

PING!!!!

"AWW! Dude, you nut-pinged me!"

by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009

nut nestler

an extreme ass kisser who goes so deeply into it they pass the taint and land on the back of the nuts. A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Tommy kept telling Mike that he was the man, that that stunt was wicked, that he was the best ever seen. Utter nut nestler, smack smack get off the sac.

by akira2502 August 28, 2009

Fucking nuts

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy

Roger is fucking nuts

by Medusabitch February 9, 2018

bling nut

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.

I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.

by Spewey April 13, 2004