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pick your crazy

A simplified view of dating and compatibility. Men or Women; they're all crazy, its just about finding that particular flavor of crazy that does not bother you. Used often to comfort or console friends that have had unsatisfactory or unsuccessful attempts at dating.
"We had to break up; she flips out , and goes on a man-hating binge whenever anyone ever mentions her Dad ."
"Yeah, pick your crazy"
by Mauitime Mark September 22, 2016
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Wow thats crazy

When someone says something and you dont care at all
Hey dude i just got a new video game

Wow thats crazy😐
by Popboy653 January 16, 2022
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crazy cat fetish

someone who constantly feeds a cat in hopes it will sit on your bare lap and you stroke the cat fur and get aroused. Believing the cat won't survive outside without you. Prefer the cat to people. tell your ol lady to leave so you can Carlos fuck the cat.
by countryboomboom December 18, 2021
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crazy virgin theif

One who takes more then one person's virginitys. Someone having multiple sex partners who were virgins. Or one who takes someones virginity even though mutual friends tell them not to.
yo that girls a total crazy virgin theif she slept with 2 virgins within a month!
by virgintheif December 23, 2010
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Eight Crazy Nights

A really wierd cartoon starring Adam Sandler many watch during Chanuka, simply because it's the only movie out there regarding the topic. You only realize it's inappropriate and super tragic after a certain age.
- Hey, wanna watch Home Alone 28737290923803?
- Nah, i'll watch Eight Crazy Nights with my mishpuche.
by kangaroo4life December 15, 2019
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Clown Fuck Crazy

A significant mental illness that manifests itself in desiring sexual relations with a circus person.
This is the last time I invite Lady Gaga to a rodeo. That bitch is clown fuck crazy.
by Poorexcuseforapenis November 5, 2016
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shit ass crazy

A technical term synonomous with getting "crunk wild." A point of drunkatude at which the only things that one can utter are random terrets-esque curse words.
Carl was totally shit ass crazy last night at the kegger.
by Billy McCallion May 16, 2006
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