A simplified view of dating and compatibility. Men or Women; they're all crazy, its just about finding that particular flavor of crazy that does not bother you. Used often to comfort or console friends that have had unsatisfactory or unsuccessful attempts at dating.
"We had to break up; she flips out , and goes on a man-hating binge whenever anyone ever mentions her Dad ."
"Yeah, pick your crazy"
"Yeah, pick your crazy"
by Mauitime Mark September 22, 2016

by Popboy653 January 16, 2022

someone who constantly feeds a cat in hopes it will sit on your bare lap and you stroke the cat fur and get aroused. Believing the cat won't survive outside without you. Prefer the cat to people. tell your ol lady to leave so you can Carlos fuck the cat.
by countryboomboom December 18, 2021

One who takes more then one person's virginitys. Someone having multiple sex partners who were virgins. Or one who takes someones virginity even though mutual friends tell them not to.
by virgintheif December 23, 2010

A really wierd cartoon starring Adam Sandler many watch during Chanuka, simply because it's the only movie out there regarding the topic. You only realize it's inappropriate and super tragic after a certain age.
- Hey, wanna watch Home Alone 28737290923803?
- Nah, i'll watch Eight Crazy Nights with my mishpuche.
- Nah, i'll watch Eight Crazy Nights with my mishpuche.
by kangaroo4life December 15, 2019

A significant mental illness that manifests itself in desiring sexual relations with a circus person.
by Poorexcuseforapenis November 5, 2016

A technical term synonomous with getting "crunk wild." A point of drunkatude at which the only things that one can utter are random terrets-esque curse words.
by Billy McCallion May 16, 2006
