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jess shave

jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up
by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022
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Jesse Seratt

He is a nice guy but don’t get on his bad side. He is loyal and protective over his gf. He is really shy when you meet him but then as you get to know him and become his friend he is really fun to hang out with and a good person to rant to he has long hair and really pretty eyes
by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 15, 2019
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Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.
by Simpinggod March 11, 2020
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Jess

Jess is a beautiful girl with such a gyat. She is the best bestie for anyone that treats her right and is such an amazing person, her hair is luscious and long and curly, dark brown but still makes her look hot asf. Got the best style out there tbh and can get with any guy, she doesn’t realize how good her body looks and ouh I can’t get over that ass
“Omg Jess, your ass punched into me!”

“Jess, your my favorite bestie”

“Gyat Jess!”
by Gyatmaster101798 November 21, 2023
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Jesse

Kid who sits in a tree for three hours while playing hide and go seek and doesn’t come down until you find him at 8:00 o’clock at night. Owl boy
“Where’s Jesse?”
“Oh, he’s hiding in a tree somewhere.”
by Datguyder November 20, 2023
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jess wright

Speng coz she doesnt know whats in the bag
Person:Hey jess wright
Jess wright:Hey im a speng that doesnt know whats in the bag
by Bigdicknigel69 February 10, 2018
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Jesse Ojei

Someone who has no sense of personal space, will always try and make the worst jokes, and loves to talk shit but can't take it.
"Bro did you see Jesse Ojei yesterday? He tried to talk shit about someones gf and got decked!" "Yeah! his jokes suck, but he's so proud of it!"
by anonymous September 30, 2020
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