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Mr. Clean

Something most people try to avoid being due to a lack of trust for Mr. Clean.
Mr. Clean had no friends once he became Mr. Clean.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Clean

Something that is pure and clear. Pristine like.
Unchanged nor cruel.
Not bewildered, just in its original form.

And something you will never find in urban dictionary.
That piece of cloth is extremely clean.
by I love writing September 3, 2022
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clean goth

basically preppy but you bully the alternative, but they listen to one second of a goth and now they’re “goth”
Girl: I’m now a clean goth
Goth: up off a cliff
by Candlehead5 February 26, 2024
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cleaning

lying on your bedroom floor, feeling the wood against your bones and just crying to fine line by harry styles
person 1: i'm cleaning my room
person 2: i should do that too bro
by niall_folk January 25, 2024
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Clean Swap

A clean swap in crypto is when one token is swapped for another without any vesting.
1 Cswap to 1 Sundae isn’t a clean swap because the Sundae tokens will be vesting
by Gwag Owners Club January 4, 2022
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Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk
by got balls? May 16, 2014
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