by Sladewilson122 May 20, 2021
by biglads44 September 23, 2022
by billmock March 11, 2022
A sex act where you shove a thumb in it(it being any hole) the same way Kentucky Ballistics shoved a thumb into his wound after his gun exploded.
Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night
Guy 2: How'd it go?
Guy 1: Well I stopped her bleeding from her period
Guy 2: How'd it go?
Guy 1: Well I stopped her bleeding from her period
by A SLAP round May 20, 2021
Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023
by b chun ny8gryno July 13, 2022
Classmate: "Has anyone talked to her about the break up?"
Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."
Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."
by MaddHatter June 27, 2016