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condom break conception

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks
Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.
by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016
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break someones back

I wanna break someones back so bad.
by SuperAlbaner September 5, 2022
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Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Break my Zipper

When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.
"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"
by M4d Baumer June 16, 2010
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Breaking Bad Flag

Breaking Bad Fans have their own flag so you can tell if someone loves breaking bad.
On the top and botton are light blue stripes representing the purpose of the whole project, blue meth.
Next going inward from the blue is two light pink stripes representing Jesse Pinkman, a major player in the operation.
And finally, a white stripe in the middle representing my man Walter White, the centre of the whole operation.

In reality it's the trans flag, referencing the fact that so many transgender people love breaking bad for reasons unknown. Is it just because the show casts such a wide net that there happen to be so many trans folks? Or is it something to do with Walter's struggles of identify between whether he is Walter White or Heisenberg as he tries to keep his old self, Walter White out facing the public and becomes his true self, Heisenberg when in private.
Could additionally be a reference to the wildly popular theory and headcanon that Jesse Pinkman is Transgender.

Since the inception of the Breaking Bad Flag, transgender fans of Breaking Bad have also used the words "Breaking Bad" itself as slang for something being trans or trans-coloured, especially in cases where one is not in a place to safely talk about trans things. One might say "Those dice are Breaking Bad coloured" or "I'm a big fan of Breaking Bad", but not really mean Breaking Bad.
Lucina: Yo look I got a Breaking Bad flag to go with my blahaj!
Lalo: You did not already have a Breaking Bad flag?
Kaitlyn: Wow, what a fake fan if you didn't have a Breaking Bad flag already.
Elizabeth: So true.
by Dracyan January 10, 2023
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break-up residue

All that stuff you find around the house after a break-up that's not yours. Depending on how cordial the break-up is, this will either require either a phone call/text to the ex to let them know your found more of their stuff OR another trip to the dumpster!
I kicked my boyfriend out two weeks ago and am still finding break-up residue in my house!
by gizmogirl October 9, 2010
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break-even party

A house party where the host is constanly asking for money because he or she thinks the host should not have to throw down any money for the keg or liquor.
Example (break-even party):

Partygoer 1: "Hey man, where are the cups?"

Host: "The cups are in my room. Give me a few bucks and I'll get you one."

Partygoer 2: "You are charging for cups?"

Host: "We are using my house, I should not have to pay anything for the keg."

Partygoer 1: "Damnit I hate break-even parties."
by Justin514 December 19, 2008
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