The Number J

Refers to a marijuana joint, it combines two slang terms for a joint. The "J" is obvious....a joint is also sometimes refered to as a number. Since J is a letter, not a number, only those in the know will understand.

These shennanagins were brought to you by the Number J

by g-rock March 17, 2009

number five

state of being once taken over by an
uninhibited part that bounces through the crowd leaving
others blazing in the jets either, jumping, partying, and
in general having one hell of a good time w/o really
seeming to need anyone else around to partake
in the festivities

I had one hell of time last night, especially
once Tina reached number five status and
went no holds barred with the ball players
from England who sang in unison "Ole, ole, ole
Gang Bang" once she ventured up to the table.

by Shyantha December 10, 2008

NUMBER 3

Taking a Pee is a number 1.
Taking a Dump is a number 2.
Doing both at the same time is a number 3.

Bob laughed so hard that he didn't just piss his pants, he did a number 3...pissed an shit himself at the same time!

by Hardtokill May 12, 2011

nemered

getting baited into a game of madden 2010 on the assumption that nemer's game isn't at a high level and getting shellacked (thus losing $40 in a $20 money game).

"damn siskin, nemer beat you in a money game again?!? and you got shellacked??? and akers had a side bet with nemer on the game totalling nemer's winnings to $80??? shit..yall both got nemered"

by bignemer October 6, 2009

Number 27

Home to Miss World 1943.
Mother of Steven Adams.
This lady looks older than she is. Hence 1943, She looks older than her mutha.

Yo, He did that old bird from number 27.

by Bobby November 16, 2004

Numberwang

When you see the largest yield since in a long period of time. (Typically used in reference to the year 2018)

Did you see that, that we numberwang!

"Numberwang! Call Dr. leche"

by TheRealBee May 23, 2019

number-toupe'

during a sexual experience,when one defecates upon another's bald scalp, creating the illusion of a prefessionally purchased toupe'

His number-toupe' looked better than if he used rogaine.

by ryan daugherty December 20, 2007