pussy nuts

when a woman has a severe case of cameltoe, in which her vagina lips look like 2 balls/nuts hanging from the front of her pants.
see cameltoe, or mooseknuckle

Woah check out her nasty pussy nuts.

by boooboo December 30, 2006

No Nut November

The act of staying away from all nuts, such as walnuts, peanuts and almonds. During the month of November.

Do you participate in nnn(no nut November)?
No I can’t live without almond milk!

by Lil hoe with cute toes June 4, 2021

Jimmy nuts

The uncontrollable urge to constantly reposition your testacles.

That twitchy little bastard must have had jimmy nuts because he couldn't keep his hands out of his pants.

by Tonycoder June 29, 2011

Nigger nuts

The testicals of a black male/female

Caleb: Mmmmm nigger nuts
Reagan: let go of my nuts Caleb

by YourlocalJoe December 14, 2019

drummers nut

The one larger testicle (usually the left) that all true drummers have. Possibly due to the shape of drum stools and the large amount of time drummers spend on them.

Girl 1- "I heard you hooked up with the drummer last night?!"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"

by drugstore cowboy July 18, 2011

Nut Oven

somebody whom warms anothers testicals; a suck up; a kiss ass; usally done to a boss

Gee he is such a nut oven, he gets the boss coffee. He cleans his car. It wouldn't suprise me if he was also giving him oral pleasures too.

by J.R.F.G. May 4, 2010

nuts to you

Nuts To You is the same as today's FU expletive.

Person sees a friend about to do something illegal.

Person says to friend " Nuts To You, I'm outta here!"

by Bigdoggus May 10, 2017