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Norwegian bike pump

When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.
I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.
by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018
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double pepperoni pump

The act where a girl gives two guys a handjob at once.
Guy 1: Did you and Jerry have fun at Stephanie's house?
Guy 2: Yeah, she gave us a double pepperoni pump
by Plasmatiic September 26, 2018
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Commit Heart No Pump

Used by children as a way to say "commit suicide" while bypassing filters
by Commit Heart No Pump December 6, 2019
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The Afghan Oil Pump

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."
Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020
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sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.
Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!
by NASS trio September 2, 2023
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Pump n' munch

Name used to describe a gas station in the middle of nowhere that has a hot bar or restaurant inside. Most notably known for delicious fried chicken and biscuits. Found across the south.
Ricky stopped at the Pump n' Munch for a fill-up and some fried chicken and collardz.
by BuffaloBob54 June 21, 2022
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pump daddy c

The biggest chad in anime universe, also the father figure for cell jr, and.. Also the brother of freeza the normie
Ex. Cooler is pump daddy c.
by A devotee of pump daddy C August 24, 2022
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