ninja star

a ninja star is a ninja that is a star. its that simple people

ur mom is a ninja star that gets up in the moring and eats shit.

by morgan with a splash of ass August 3, 2006

ninja turtle

A prank that works especially well in winter. When you're driving your friends around and you spot a steaming sewer grate you stop over the grate and allow the car to fill up with sewer steam.

Jim pulled the ninja turtle on us last night but he was the one who started puking.

by chessthecat August 9, 2010

ninja bitch

Any attractive woman of asian decent

"BAM! Did you just see that tight ninja bitch?"

"yes; yes I most certainly did"

by SeptemberWasp May 31, 2005

Ninja Foot

the foot that catches or otherwise breaks the fall of something fragile from a high enough distance up a to break it. Cabinets, countertops, refridgerators, etc.

Person 1: Oh no your wine glass is falling!

Person 2: Quick use your ninja foot!

Person 1: Ok

Person 2: way to go man but you were buyin it if you broke it

by SilkyJay March 30, 2011

ninja fingers

A name given to individuals who go above and beyond the average skill for fingers. This name is commonly used to describe a lesbian's skill at fingering their partner.

Person 1- "So gurlie...I heard that you and your girlfriend had an interesting night! How did it go?"
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."

by Shiggity-wah January 18, 2008

ninja horseback cop

the stealthy bainbridge police department division of night watchmen who ride on murdad-out horses on the offense with numchucks looking for the kids with the dankest bud and chill shrooms harry.

CHILL DUDE 1: "dude, that ninja horseback cop ganked all my dankest bud at 3am last night."
CHILL DUDE 2: "that sucks, dude i was tryin to get my smoked on

by bro chill jeremy May 23, 2010

ninja chav

chav's who walk around with burberry scarfs over there faces and there chav caps, hu recokon they are ninjas. they go around n chav stuff outta ur pokets n are gone b4 u knows it.

"last nite these ninja chavs chaved my gold spray painted shoes!"
" dude reali"
" yea u knows it"

by jefi b December 7, 2004