Alpha Nerd

Contrary to popular belief, the Alpha Nerd is, as in software development, the lowest of the nerd hierarchy. The Alpha Nerd is not necessarily the least intelligent of a given pack of nerds, but instead is the most likely to come to erroneous conclusions based on information. The Omega Nerd is the highest of the nerd hierarchy.

Err is to Human as Error is to Alpha Nerd.

by llAVALANCHEll June 23, 2010

nerd

1. A person who wears oversized glasses with a safety strap, a shirt tucked into his pants (worn at or a little above the waist), a belt AND suspenders (just incase), ripped underwear (just incase =P), and a pocket protector. These creatures are often found in places such as libraries, schools, and bookstores. They have high IQ's and grades range from 98-school max. They are victums of being picked on by societies "cool kids" who will usually beat them up and give them wedgies.

2. According to M. Night Shamylan's Signs, they are people who have never had a girlfriend and create signs in crop fields to scare people.

Man, you're such a nerd!

by The Ich October 15, 2006

Nerder

Nerder- like murder, but instead of a dead body the end result is a complete nerd.
see also: Nerderer

My girlfriend came up with it to describe what I was doing to her: trying to nerder her by making her watch cheezy sci-fi and horror movies from the 80's.

"man I just got back from the Games Developer Conference... talk about mass-nerder!"

by Aren Downie December 29, 2004

x-nerd

1. A nerd who can get a girlfriend.

He's an x-nerd , he dates a new woman every week !!!

by Ostreitz April 9, 2004

Suck it Nerd

when you despise someone or your messing with your bros you say suck it nerd in a catchy voice

Bro: Dude lets go to the mall.
You: Suck it Nerd!

by Herod Yuchi October 25, 2010

Nerd

One who is socially unstable or awkward. Often intelligent as well, and is usually teased by the insecure or the overly proud. Not to be confused with geek, which is someone who has an obsession.

That nerd has no friends.
That nerd is such a loser!
I feel bad for that socially impaired nerd.
Look at those cruel and mean people picking on that nerd.

by 17shadyspades October 15, 2006

nerd

someone who you used to give a weggie back in grade school but is now your boss at work

thats jon my boss, I used to give him weggies back in the day

by dbell October 15, 2006