Michigan Chad

A specific sub species of Chad natively found in the state of Michigan. They are taller, buffer and have a better beard than you do. Also have an innate ability to start dating your hot female friends out of freaking nowhere. They also probably own a boat.

I was about to ask Amber out on a date, then I saw her making out with a Michigan Chad on her IG

by ActionSwanson42 July 3, 2018

michinnom

It's Korean word for crazy person. You use it when someone did something bad to you or saw some crazy guy is dancing in the street.

In drama-
(someone killed the person you love)Fuck you michinnom!
In real life-
(someone hit you)Sival fuck you michinnom!

by ANGGIMOTI February 26, 2018

Munchie fairy

the fair that hides munchies in the middle of the night

"Bro there’s lunchables in the fridge we ain’t buy "
"No way bro it had to be the munchie fairy"

by Iamforiegnkt March 4, 2018

michigan dogan

A synonym of a powerful gender. The ugly type of genders... You know, the guy/girl/thing who constantly touchas his spaghett. He loves making doodles of transgender men, weird weddings and women with no cleavage, just a large giraffe neck. WILD BOAR!1!111!! He knows da wae, because he is filled with ebola. MWAH! MAGNIFCO! Fest(misprononsiation of fasttttttttt)(This is a complete mess..)

He's such a Michigan Dogan!
Michigan Dogan ur vry hairy!
Roses are red,
Michigan Dogan is hairy,
He touches his spaghett
And calls it Mary.

by ShaSaRazmaJa2002 March 8, 2018

Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.

"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."

by G_freezy September 8, 2018

munching beavers

munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring

beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.

"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"

/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/

by raunchyyyy September 20, 2018

munchie mania

When you get high and eat a big meal.

Bro let’s smoke this joint then have a munchie mania

by Sppookyjay November 25, 2018