Mouth Quidditch

A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

SAFETY REQUIREMENT(S): Knee pads.

My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.

by MouthQuidditchGuild May 24, 2017

dip mouth

When Ya toss a big ol fat pinch of snuff and your breath stinks like poop to everyone else.

Man did you smell that guys breath back there? He defiantly had dip mouth

by OfficerClarkie January 6, 2015

kangaroo mouth

When your mouth is flapping up and down like a kangaroo jumping

"Shut your dumb kangaroo mouth!"

by KingKazma2001 August 15, 2017

poison-mouth

a person who utters bitter or insulting or venomous remarks against somebody. As a verb, it can be used to mean 'to utter such remarks'.

He broke with his girlfriend because she was such a poison-mouth.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015

south mouth

vagina

i got some south mouth last night

by Milkman matt June 22, 2022

gator mouth

Looking like a gator if a gator looked like Linsey Lohan.

Lindsey Lohan has a gator mouth.

by Gator Mouth February 14, 2018

Mouth Rapist

Any dentist or dental assistant no matter how tender their touch

I just got back from the mouth rapist and boy are my teeth sore

by TeritotheLegend July 11, 2018