National Sex Month

The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month

"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "

by National-King March 17, 2021

international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

Thigh grab month

During the month of April you can grab/ Fuck/ ect to any girl or guys thighs.

Guy-*grips girls thigh* thigh grab month!
Gurl- *roles eyes and smiles* oh fine.

by Kissy face •3• April 23, 2021

Simp Hunting Month

Also known at NNN(No Nut November) its the month we track down those filthy bastards who simp for pokimane and other twitch thots they must die the most painfull deaths for failing NNN and jerking of to those clapped thots at twitch

Simp Hunting month is in november prepare to kill the simps onsite

by suck your mum you cow April 29, 2021

National Bamon Month

The duration of the month of May is declared ‘National Bamon Month’. This month celebrates the ship Bamon from popular television show The Vampire Diaries. The month of May pays ode to the time the characters Bonnie and Damon spent stuck in the May 10 prison world time loop.

Bamon fan 1: I’m counting down the days till May first.

Bamon fan 2 : What happens on May First

Bamon fan 1: Its the official start to National Bamon month

by Bamonfan123 April 30, 2021

National Send Titty Pic Month

The entire month of June is National Send Titty Pic Month.
You have to send your bf/gf a nude titty pic

"hey babe, can I get a titty pic?"
"Of course! After all, it's National Send Titty Pic Month."

by pepe 🐸 May 16, 2021

Payton’s birthday month

June :) the whole month of June. (Birthday is in the 26th tho REMEMBER IT)

Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day

by Sadnap June 6, 2021