False Monk

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.

Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.

by Dnkdnk May 5, 2008

Flag

Get the False Monk mug.

Jerks your monkey

masturbation

Whatever Jerks Your Monkey

by RAHMAN November 27, 2002

Flag

Get the Jerks your monkey mug.

Related Words

Mkonk • monkey • monke • monk • monkey nuts • Monkey Boy • Monkey Wrench • monkey ball • monka • monkey face

spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

by Nordingo March 24, 2014

Flag

Get the spanking tha monkey mug.

The result of the residue or tar left behind on a person's lips after doing an exceptionally large bong hit or hitting on a blunt or blizzo...usually occuring from the bottom of of a person's bag if it is of high quality pot strain like kush, chronic or indo or from smoking any very low grade pot like schwag weed, brown or mexican bud.

JC did a huge hit of the chronic and had monkey lip when he tried to pass the hit to his girl, Tia.

by jcinvegas July 2, 2008

Flag