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Minef

Minef (n.) MAH-IN-F

The exact opposite, or even extreme opposite of a Milf (Mother I'd Like to Fuck). A Minef stands for A Mother I'd Never Ever in my nastiest dreams Fuck. This noun can be used to describe women of grotesque figures and or appearances in general.
In comparison:

Scenario 1- MILF
Dave: Man, Jesse, don't you think Jina's mom is such a MILF? I'd tap that.
Jesse: Dude I totally agree. I heard she used to be a playboy model, thats why mannn.

Scenario 2- MINEF
Dave: Man, look at Jina's mom. Is it me or did she gain 50 pounds over the summer?

Jesse: That's sick man. Her rolls jiggle. She's a total MINEF. No doubt bout that.

Dave: Yeah bro, I agree.
by sayybee November 5, 2010
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Miner's Shower

Using a river or other natural body of water and its components (mud, sand) to scrub and clean oneself while in the outdoors (esp. in the mountains).
Joel was hella stinky after hiking all day in the backcountry so he took a Miner's Shower and was at least somewhat tolerable to be around.
by Jibuzaemon May 23, 2011
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Mineiry

Probably the most honest and outspoken person in the world. Mineiry will tell you what is on her mind at all times and won’t give a fuck. Hypocrisy is not on her vocabulary. Another unique characteristics that will always distinguish her will be her high squeaky voice and laugh, it’s so amusing….you will never get tired of listening to it! It is needless to say that Mineiry’s classify as the hottest and hardest to get woman on planet earth. Man simply cannot help but stare at the glistening beauty. Trust me, everyone ones to have a Mineiry as a friend, you will never be bored.
Oh girl, please, you wish you would be a Mineiry.

You are such a Mineiry.
by Aliemi December 11, 2011
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Minecraft Equation

An equation that scientifically proves the location of specific materials in the game of "Minecraft"
Sponge: According to the Minecraft equation, Where there is Lapis, there is Diamonds
Kyle: You're a Fucking retard
by TravistheMoonStar February 7, 2017
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mineguy

some dark Mexican dude that will go full retard on you in seconds.
I'll mineguy your ass.
by dudesucc May 2, 2017
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Minecraft rapper

A professional rapper that raps lyrics about the game Minecraft.
Have you seen Eminem's latest minecraft rap videoclip? He is a really good Minecraft rapper!
by ROW OИΞ July 4, 2017
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minecraft school shooting

When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft
Steve: Wow those kids really need a good minecraft school shooting
White kid nr43: Hold my Gatorade
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