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Martination

Martination: noun. the act or process of dancing like a martinet (a strict and rigid dance devoid of any musicality or rhythm, performed according to some internal mechanism; some compulsive urge that is indecipherable to any observer). See for example Elaine Benis dancing in Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 4
He walked on the dancefloor and proceeded to demonstrate a series of violent, awkward Martinations.
by safetygooner July 20, 2022
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Alfredo Martins Castillo

He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach, he's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He is much more than a boy, even though he is only 17 years old.

He is divine, beautiful and precious like an orange tulip in winter.
He doesn't show his feelings, when he's sad or upset he pretends as if he isn't, but I know him well.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's a very intelligent and rational person.
He has been with me for 11 months, 11 months of love and learning.
He's the best boyfriend I could ever have.
by A tua Catarina May 11, 2024
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Martin

A racist, homophobic, sexist person who can be a good friend and does anything for the meme and can't decide if he's a nazi or a communist
Damn bro Martin just divorced my mother after 3 months of marriage
by Racistscumbag January 28, 2020
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Martin moment

When a lame ass dogface ginger looking brotha gets some 10/10 pussy on his dick and u almost can't believe how vile it is.
- "You heard of my new girl, bro?! She's bussin!!!!"
- "You just havin a martin moment -_-"
by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022
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Martin Luther King Flip

Combining Molly, Ketamine and LSD.
Some dude: Holy shit bro I Martin Luther King Flipped so hard last night!
Some other dude: Yo thats so fucking cool
by tekkstasy November 7, 2023
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Martin

Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.

Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.
Look at this poor boy , he really is Martin.
by Blund3r November 21, 2021
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