The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
Get the Lauren's Theorymug. Absolute retard
"What is the quotient rule?"
Usually Asian, Has a problem with paying for things.
Watch your magnets.
"What is the quotient rule?"
Usually Asian, Has a problem with paying for things.
Watch your magnets.
by Shoover May 10, 2022
Get the Laurenmug. At first glance, someone with the name Lauren Siegel is is seemingly a disgusting, foul, ruthless creature. However, if you get to know her, you realize she is even more disgusting and putrid as you recollected from your first impression. I mean, Jesus...that's one large and obese female. She also is bad at chess supposedly.
"Hey George did you see Lauren Siegel yesterday? I heard she was back at it again rummaging through the trash for food."
by Gcutr75, the man October 16, 2020
Get the Lauren Siegelmug. An asia lauren is a loud asf small as asian girl who eats duck and loves haraan. She also is really smart at buissness studies and has lots of cats. She loves the word bitch and loves screaming wink wink 😂
by Footballgyal69 May 14, 2018
Get the asian laurenmug. by Franklin6783 August 18, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. lauren._.ahs is ONE OF THE BEST AHS STAN ACCOUNTS ON TIKTOK SHE MAKES EDITS FUNNY SHIT AND RANDOM SHIT #1 BILLIE LOURD 🤪SARAH PAULSON❤️, EVAN PETERS🤺, CODY FERN, EMMA ROBERTS, FINN WITTROCK STANNN 🥺 and she has the best mutuals 🛐
by ahsgurl March 28, 2021
Get the lauren._.ahsmug. Lauren is a very cute but stubborn girl, one might even refer to her as "schattig". She might act like a mum most of the time but deep down she is actually quite the brat. Lauren is overall a harmless creature tho she can become quite dangerous while drunk. Keep a her away from the booze at all costs. All with all she is a real sweetheart so lads find yourself a Lauren while you still can.
"Omg she never listens to a word i say, she is such a Lauren".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
by Dion_Maybe July 11, 2018
Get the Laurenmug.