angry little elf

a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.

Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?

by y-dawg December 7, 2009

Twitty Litter

A tweet left in your name by a marketer. Usually occurs immediately after an unknown person starts following you and people you're following.

That scum bag marketer left some Twitty Litter for me claiming I'd win an iPad for clicking a dubious Spitter bit.ly link

by sv3e February 15, 2010

sneaky little ninjas

a phrase used when someone keeps a secret from you.

Sharon: Will and Maddie have been going out for 2 whole months!
Zane: For real! You sneaky little ninjas!

by peaceoflondon September 1, 2010

Perfect Little That

a phrase used by Kat Dennings in the movie Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (which was based on a book called Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist but wasn't all that accurate).
Said phrase was used to compare the classic underrated outcast girl to the classic pretty popular bitch and can be used as an alternate name to, really, any perfect and popular girl one comes across.

Norah: Caroline, the problem is that this is not gonna compete with Perfect Little That

by Jolly Ringwald April 6, 2012

Happy Little Elves

First seen on the Simpsons a ways back, the Happy Little Elves now reside in the hearts of little kids and dreamers. If you don't believe you can do something, just think of the Happy Little Elves and you will believe.

My team sucked, we won one game but then just like the Happy Little Elves, we came back and destroyed our opponents and conquered the universe. We are all heroes!

by Richie Hero March 5, 2013

Dick Litter

Illegitimate children concieved by a man ho!!

I was in town earlier and seen Jackson's dick litter running through McDonalds like they haven't been fed all week.

by batshitcray May 5, 2016

Chum Litter

Leftover bits of toilet paper which is caught in the hairs around the butthole.

I was really turned off by your girlfriend's advances after I found her rear thatch covered in chum litter.

by anonymous June 12, 2016